m86:
jumping into conclusions and ending up being right
truly could’ve never guessed what was to happen in the second half of this 5 second video
me after being shot by a sniper: hit or miss…i guess they never miss; h uh,
person who hired the hitman to snipe me: *voice crackling over the two-way radio* shoot him again
In this house we love Ulysses even if he tried to nuke a lot of people
Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.
I thought this was going to be adorable but
i’m the dog
:D
This is what boys will be boys is supposed to mean